dikmon
1. a stupid person who doesnt use common sense or knowledge
2. a clumsy person who doesnt realize what happens till it happens
3. a person with no intelligence
gordon: “yo jeff man make sure you go to the city to find some new clothes”
jeff: “i cant i just realized i lost all my money gambling”
gordon: “what a dikmon”
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