dinglehopping
the act of combing your hair with a fork
i caught my roommate dinglehopping the other day.
when someone has dingleberries and they spread and/or hop from -ss to gooch unexpectadly
i got out of the shower the other day and i saw that i was experienceng dinglehopping for the third time this week
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