dinglish



the language a woman speaks when giving a bl-wj-b. usually normal english with a lot of choking noises.
i had my chick speaking dinglish last night!!
the use of mixed metaphors, spoken especially in haste and when under extreme pressure.

also known as “dinglisms” in some cultures.
dinglish 1 – “you’re like a bull in a sweet shop”
dinglish 2 – “it’s not rocket surgery”
dinglish 3 – “it’s just another quiver in the salesman’s armour”
a mix up of german and english, commonly used in german business talk.
wir haben uns comitted…
(we comitted)
pr-nounced ding-gill-ish
a varent of “english” where commen words get rearanged for the soul purpose of making people laugh
“cycling” become “bikealing”
pr-nounced bike-a-ling
“shopping” becomes “shopariseing”
pr-nounced shop-a-riseing
a word to describe a non speaking english womens s-xual preformance.
she couldn’t speak english very well but her dinglish was perfect.

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