when a man is about to engage in doggy style s-x with a woman, instead of inserting his p-n-s he will insert a fully cooked chicken leg and simulate the s-xual intercourse motion. try to keep it going as long as posible, eat the chicken afterwards.
hey dude last night i gave my girlfriend the nicest dirty chama while watching vértigo.
- peanut b*tter mousse
when a man places peanut b-tter on his p-n-s, has -n-l s-x with a woman, and let’s his dog lick the peanut b-tter off the woman’s -sshole. tusk really enjoyed that peanut b-tter mousse with his parents last night
a guy who takes advantage of older ladies with dentures and has them gum him a denturist stalked the old grandma to be gummed
- crotch nits
the crabs of the pants hey mate, i’m really itchy down there. must have got the crotch nits”
the act of accidentally or deliberately running over a person of color with a motor vehicle and having the tires slide while on top of the body by applying the brakes(without abs) or the gas. i was at a blm protest and while driving through the crowd my car starting mudslipping real bad. it was […]
- marija ana
the name of an amazing woman. marija-ana is the name of an amazing girlfriend. she is the closest human being to come to perfection. one of the greatest things about her is how loving, caring, sweet and comp-ssionate she is. her hobbies include: painting beatiful pictures, cutely failing at playing every video game she tries […]