when a chick is blowing you, but you fart at the same time you c-m. the smell is so bad that she gags and the c-m comes out her nose.
everything was going well last night, until i farted and she dirty doris all over the place
- ball dust
its when you go to the bathroom and find sprinkles of lint and p-b-s after a guy has used the bathroom. you can find this on or under the toilet seat. clean up your ball dustafter you take a sh-t!
when you have s-xual intercourse randomly connor bailey gets soanked all the time.
- nicki mirage
tfw somebody snaps a pic of their booty looking really fat and round, but it turns out it was just an optical illusion. it was a nicki mirage. did you see becky’s selfie on instragram? she looks so hot. not even, dude. she’s a nicki mirage.
she is an obsessive k-pop listener/dancer, with hair as wild as her personality. a sogee is a quiet crazy that attracts all the male specimens. does that girl know all the ch-r-ography to that k-pop dance? she’s a total sogee.
- steamy marshmallow
a steamy marshmallow is when you acquire one -j-c-l-t–ns worth of s-m-n mix with 4 tablespoons of water get to a boil, then pour sample onto significant others back and give them a third degree burn. cole gave kyle a steamy marshmallow last night via giphy