dirty hose
at one point just before -j-c-l-t–n, the controller (read: the one holding the “c-ck”) can choose to put a finger, thumb or round object posed just above, or to the side of, the urethra of the p-n-s. upon exiting the urethra tract, the s-m-n contacts the finger, thumb or round object and because of the obstructed path from said object, the -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n sprays like a “dirty” hose. this can be a solo, partner, or group act.
“keep talking like that and you’ll get the dirty hose”
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- Dirty Richard
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- dirty lozier
when a man and a woman are partaking in s-xual intercourse the man works his way down to the woman’s v-g-n- or “sn-tch” and sticks his chin in her gaping v-g-n- and proceeds to pleasure her i went down on this one chick and gave her a dirty lozier. she loved it
- Dirty Sanchez Bastard
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- Dirty Waitress
the act of having s-x with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. at this point you pull out and mutter, dirty waitress. i was having s-x with my wife after dinner and she pulled a dirty waitress on me!