when a person takes a packet of extra strong mints and inserts them into their partners v-g-n- or -n-s. this can be done with a fist or without. it has been said that the menthol adds a tingle sensation which intensifies the -rg-sm. it had also been proven to help women squirt.
male: i gave my l-ss a dirty menthol last night and she loved it
- trump facial
when the tanning salon sprays you with over whelming spray tan. “i got a trump facial this summer, it was wall breaking!”
- cougar claws
cougar claws: a s-xual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below bill: hey man, how did things go with that cougar from the bar the other night? steve: i took her home, totally got my cougar claws, man!
- creeping crevice
when a shirt is low enough to only show the top of her br–sts. yo this girl has a creeping crevice, i wish that girl had a lower cut t-shirt if you know what i mean eyyy cleavage creeping crevice
- rusty duncan
a s-x act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their p-n-s from behind hey man how’d it go with that girl last night? pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan. oh that’s disgusting!!