dirty prius
the leftist version of a basic b-tch. the kind of person who thinks they’re saving the world by making minor changes while being completely ignorant of their complicity in larger systems of oppression.
does things like:
– joins the peace corp, but yells at homeless people to get a job
– recycles everything, but uses racist language “ironically”
– works for a nonprofit by day, but aggressively hits on women at douchey bars by night
bridget: “ugh, this tinder guy seemed cute, but he’s such a dirty prius.”
andrew: “what?”
bridget: “he works as a community organizer, but all of his favorite music is super s-xist. also, he is way too white to pull off the dreads in his profile pic.”
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