when you hook up with a girl and she’s gone before you wake up the next morning due to the horrifying fact that she had her period in your bed.
i banged this girl last night but when i woke up she was already gone. at first i thought that was awesome but then i realized the reason why she left was because she got her period all over my sheets. felt like that scene from the g*dfather with the horse head. never saw her again. she straight up disaperiod.
- doggy guarding
when someone is guarding something extremely closely she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter
- do the needy
slang for get the job done. don’t worry boss, i do the needy before the next release.
- draft kings
a site used by many hooligans to act like they are obtaining cash when really they are just going bankrupt. person 1 “hey did you see how much money i won on draft kings?” person 2 “nope, sorry dude. i drive a subaru!”
- eat her muffin
to partake of her sweet treets. to taste the goods. timmy loved eating samantha’s m*ffin, it tasted so good he couldn’t stop himself from going back for more. samantha was pleased to let him. samantha loves it when i eat her m*ffin. it makes her scream.