an english springer spaniel is a breed of dog. it’s life usually lasts around 12 – 14 years. as stated in the name, it comes from england. usually, it’s very happy, loving, and intelligent. it has black-ish ears, black and white face, most of the body is black, but it has some white on the front. it’s tail is black with a white dot at the end. a male english springer spaniel is usually 48 – 56 cm (1 ft 7 inches – 1 ft 10 inches) while a female usually is 46 – 51 cm (1 ft 6 inches – 1 ft 8 inches).
person 1: i just got a dog!
person 2: what breed?
person 1: it’s an english springer spaniel.
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extremely hardcore type of p-rn, including bdsm, n-gg-s and loud scream. the use of baseball bats for double penetration is also a must have in such a situation, spikes however should be avoided and not used in more than one single cavity at a time. in the end of the performance all the members should […]
fingers she was playing with her falangies
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