Disappearing Panda


when you are f-cking a chick with a condom on. then you say, “look, a panda”. then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.
my chick is so dumb, i actually pulled off the dissappearing panda on her!
when a man and woman are having s-x ‘doggie-style’, with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
“oh look, a disappearing panda.”
and when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
as in the previous example, which did not state the s-x being engaged in was ‘doggie-style’,
“i can’t believe how dumb she is. i actually pulled a disappearing panda on her last night.”

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