a defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive.
wow that girl got a fat -ss …wait, no she don’t, it looks like a bag of rice puddin’ up close. d-mn distancelexia!
- donald trump exploitation
donald trump exploitation is a rare phenomenon that happens after a presidential election with donald trump vs hilary clinton. its where a bunch of people jump on the donald trump definition bandwagon on urban dictionary and where they try very hard to create definitions that will rack them likes in the thousands by m-ss herds […]
the action of slaying every girl in yor town then moving on to the next dude that guy is bonswagging every chick in town the action of slaying every girl in yor town then moving on to the next town this guy alex was bonswagging every chick in town
when you drank all night and didn’t eat anything and have completely lost all control of your bowels. liquid sh-t n-body can use the bathroom today!! at anytime i could shiqlid all over the place!!
when a female know as a thot makes being a thot a business. kim kardashian is 1 h-lluva enthotaneur
to be s-xually attracted to mitch gr-ssi bob: “i don’t know which gender i’m attracted to, all i know is that mitch is ridiculously gorgeous” jo: “i’m telling you man, your mitchs-xual. just like eveyone else in this world”