typical russian name for a timid, insecure and socially awkward man. dmitrij’s tend to struggle with women and find pleasure in video games. dmitrij’s also find it immensely difficult to step outside of their safe-sp-ce and when they do they get a series of panic attacks. they like to walk like utter antelope virgins who have never touched or seen a real life cl-toris before. a dmitrij will usually live with his mom up until the age of 37, sulking and masturbating to 13-year-old animated j-panese girls while overdosing on anti-depressants
hey dude! you walk like a dmitrij!!?!
end your life, you dmitrij.
- hamster heart
feeling anxious, paranoid, scared, or worried. origin: when you hold a hamster and he gets anxious, and you can feel his little heart beating out of his chest. “hey do you see the cop that’s following us?” “yeah man, he’s giving me the hamster heart.” ————————————————————— “my girlfriend says she’s late this month… i’ve got […]
- just got right
meaning im just now getting settled; im avaliable now “i like how i cant get no text back” “chill i just got right, dont trip”
cancerous players on graal who record youtube videos of their cancerous gameplay. “ewww a graaltuber!” “yeah, that graaltuber just posted a sicc graal video on youtube!” “kys”
- busted cupcake
a p-ssy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake that has been smashed i dropped her panties and was about to perform c-n-l-ng-s on her, that p-ssy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. might have even looked like […]
- fly the taps
used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment. patron: i’would like to fly the taps. waiter: uh…what? patron: i would like one flight of every beer on tap. i would like to fly the taps.