a p-ssy that has been hit so many times that it looks like the top of a cupcake
that has been smashed
i dropped her panties and was about to perform c-n-l-ng-s on her, that p-ssy looked like it been hit with a double bladed ax or a busted cupcake. might have even looked like a black cat with a mouth full of guts.
- fly the taps
used to order a flight (5 oz pour) of every beer on tap at the establishment. patron: i’would like to fly the taps. waiter: uh…what? patron: i would like one flight of every beer on tap. i would like to fly the taps.
- a b*tt load of mom bomb
when you have a cool mom and her comebacks are lit!!! a b-tt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school $&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break mom: why will you be standing behind me? crowd:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom: you […]
some random canadian girl who likes to play bo3 while riding d-ck like it’s a horse. that girl is such a llaauuurreenn, she ate all my d-mn cheese burgers
- money phone
holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the ‘gram. “holding money to your ear there’s a disconnect we don’t call that money over here” – jay-z. lyrics describing the money phone fad
the incest couple consisting of kristen and scott from total drama. boy: kriscott…more like krisnot! girl: lol! good one!