Does a bear shit in the woods?


phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably ‘yes’.

see do one legged ducks swim in circles?
q: “joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?”
a: “does a bear sh-t in the woods?”
a sarcastic way of saying h-ll yes.

made famous 2001 during the tv-show friends in season 7 episode 8.
ross: you hungry?
joey: does a bear sh-t in the woods?
sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. the humor lies in that you’re mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. see “is the pope catholic”.
joe: is julio jones good at football?
clayton: does a bear sh-t in the woods?
a phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.
justin, “im pretty sure teddy just sh-t in the woods?”
chance, “bet”
justin, “does a bear sh-t in the woods?”
chance,”idk but teddy does”

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