does the pope know sluts?
because: “does the pope sh-t in the woods” just isn’t offensive enough
this is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of “yes.” taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, “does a bear sh-t in the woods?” and “is the pope catholic?”
roast beef: um…do you want to hit up some nachos and watch some braveheart?
ray: does the pope know sl-ts?
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