doing a pitfield
committing an act, so ridiculous you couldn’t make it up such as crashing your car at 1mph, taking two left shoes on holiday with you, wearing two odd shoes to work, adding 24 minutes 41 seconds and 24 minutes 20 seconds and coming up with 48 minutes 61 seconds.
any act of foolishness that you’d be embarr-ssed to see happen to a monkey. or a dog.
running into a patio door and not realising it was closed, could be termed as “doing a pitfield”
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