dolphin cannonball
one of the only cannonb-lls that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. a very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it’s a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting “dolphin cannonball” then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. for the best results execute on small children and infants..
rhi-“did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler”
dave-“yea it was cruel but omg was it ever awesome…i think he got arrested”
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