dolphin clap
the female version of the “ball tap”. instead of using the back of your hand to b-tch slap the male genatalia cup your hand like your sifting through change, wind up like a division one underhand softball pitcher and destroy the v-g-n-. of course you must unleash a dolphin squeek like flipper too.
samantha thinks she’s hot sh-t, someone should dolphin clap that wh-r-!
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