Don’t be a douche bag!
a phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. this is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
steven: patrick…don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink tonight?
patrick: don’t be a douche bag!
patrick: i’m hungry (takes lunch money)
steven: hey! thats mine! my mommy gave me that!
patrick: don’t be a douchebag!
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