don’t stick your dick in my back
doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. additionally, wise advice that every heteros-xual male in a committed relationship should heed. also abbreviated as dsydimb.
this phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have s-x if her partner sticks his erect d-ck in her back while she is trying to sleep. for unknown reasons, all heteros-xual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
example:
yourmom: hey, i signed you up as a counselor at carol’s kid’s churchcamp this summer.
lil lis: don’t stick your d-ck in my back, man.
next example:
guy: wake up jane, i want to have s-x.
gal: don’t stick your d-ck in my back. now i just want to kill you.
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