a woman who is p-ssionate, loyal, and creative. someone who often works to hard but doesn’t mind because their desire to take care of loved ones is of utmost importance. these creative people may get lost in their head dreaming up their next project. while they are extremely talented, dorvonda’s are extremely humble and seem to be unaware of their own capabilities. sometimes these dreamers just need a little nudge to believe in themselves again. they are literary geniuses and have an endless pool of knowledge on random topics. in relationships, dorvonda’s always place their partners needs before their own. these women are selfless, but still demand respect from others. the main way to break a dorvonda’s trust is to make them feel as though they are being taken advantage of.
look at that dorvonda’s latest book, it’s a masterpiece.
a cross between flirting and sarcasm. orlaith and michael have some serious flarcasm going on
someone who collects objects, usually of a juvenile nature (toys, comics, games, memorabilia, for example), for the sole purpose of am-ssing a collection, rather than enjoying the objects themselves. mike is such a collectard, he thinks his stupid atari jaguar collection is interesting, even though he hasn’t even unwrapped most of the packaging.
- redneck salvation
when you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer’s tan having, gun toting redneck jesus as your lord and savior. “excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?” “no! i do not want to accept redneck jesus as my lord and savior.”
poon so stretched out that it claps like thunder when the girl is jogging. gina has eight kids and a bad case of thunderpoon.
- minty clinch
minty clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of b-gg-ry upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond dest-tute, whereupon he took his own life. “where’s warren the filth tonight?” “he’s doing a […]