Double Butt Scrub
when, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty p–p begins slamming around in your intestines. after jettisoning the egregious t-rd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your b-tt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
guy 1: hey man, why’d you take two showers? you’re running up the water bill!
guy 2: f-ck off, man, the sloppiest t-rd you’ve ever seen or smelled hit me right after i got out the first time, so i had to do the double b-tt scrub.
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