double fisted masturbation
this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).
if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:
eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage….acne medication and saved j-zz from a previous masturbation.
omg! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! the amateur didnt lock the door.
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