Double Flush By Proxy


having to flush twice because of somebody else’s sticky t-rd refusing to evacuate the bowl
i immediately followed her in to the toilet hoping to enjoy a warmed seat. however, she had left a floater behind. i was turtle-necking and the bomb doors were almost open so i quickly fired one out on to hers.
after flushing once all of mine had retreated down the pipe but her stubborn floater still remained so i had to double flush by proxy

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