Douche Block
1.an all-out quelling of one’s attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme f-ggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scr-t-m. this exceeds the level of a c-ckblock.
2.a bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag’s drainage valve that allows the v-g-n-l excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
“yeah i was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then jb runs up out of jealousy and hammers my n-ts-ck. such a douche block.
-with an educated english accent: “oy! there seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these -ssorted bowls.”
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