douche hag

noun, calqued on the masculine douche bag.

the female equivalent of a douche bag. a woman with an overinflated sense of self worth, usually accompanied by a deficiency of intelligence. may also be compounded by excessive negligence towards or ill treatment of others. a douche hag does not typically realize there are others close by of equal or indeed superior intelligence and culture. she often lacks a sense of irony, particularly in the sense that her negative comments about others could be apt descriptors of herself.
tommy: “look at that girl dominating the conversation and trying to act cool. she has been talking for nearly 30 minutes, and seems incapable of inquiring what others think. she keeps talking about what she likes, what she thinks, acting as if she were the arbiter of taste or culture.”

bobby: “ugh, does she think she is the first to discover npr or continental philosophy? who even thinks those things are cool?”

tommy: “yeah, she is a total douche hag.”
an otherwise decent woman who insists on hanging out with douchebags.
yeah, she’s pretty hot, but i can’t stand those dudes that she hangs out with all the time. she’s a total douchehag.
when you picture a douchebag the first image that pops into your mind is a guy who is a d-ck. a douche hag is a girl who is a straight up b-tch.
what a f-cking douche hag!
the female equivalent of douchebag. a female who has exceeded the status of hoe-bag and wh-r-, but just barely. a female who is attracted to male douchebags. a female who can normally be found mindlessly wandering around malls talking to n-body on a cell phone someone else is paying for, and over using the words “like” and “whatever”, while wearing rediculous outfits and equally rediculous hairstyles.
dean: ” man, that girl over there is really hitting on that guy with the tight–ss jeans and v-cut tshirt.”

jason: “doesn’t she know that guys is more likely into dudes? she’s such a stupid douchehag”

todd: “that guy is hot, i like his jeans”

dean: “what?!? you’re a douchebag”
a catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an att-tude-ridden queen. with limp wrist and waggling head, she talks sh-t, starts sh-t, & won’t finish her sh-t, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s -fabuloussss-
“hey vidal, where’s your douche hag tonight?”