douche hoagie
pretty much the same thing as a douche bag… you really want to avoid the douche hoagies around the world. they are an unfavorable person therefore being called a douche hoagie is never a good thing.
the term can also be and preferably be shortened to the term “hoagie.” calling someone a hoagie is fun and replaces other politically incorrect terms like f-g, h-m-, r-t-rd, n-gg-r, b-tch, etc.
the guy over in the corner at the john mayer concert standing alone with a lighter in the air is a real douche hoagie.
the girl that always feels the need to tell me how things are going with her ex boyfriend is a real hoagie.
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