Douche Law


an unspoken law of the universe, stating that attractive females are inherently drawn towards males of no purpose nor worth.
chris brown is such a douche bag, why the h-ll is rihanna interested in him? douche law.

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    “annoying” rock music that meets the following criteria: 1: “sensitive” lyrics often depicting self-pity accompanied by crunching guitars. 2: band members who consider themselves “artists” for commercialized and formulaic material. 3: an obsession with power ballads. typical doug rock songs begin with a tender acoustic riff to establish a sense of melancholy before the “crashing […]

  • Douso Bak

    another word meaning not only douche bag, but also sh-thead… therefore becoming an even better insult. ” you d-mn douso bak, you stole my chicken.”

  • herpsareah

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  • herp skerper

    people who get in the way of things and walk around confused with no purpose, just like the nematodes in spongebob. these people have no purpose and are all the same wastes of sp-ce. dude: bra, you ready to hit the high tide? me: we’re gonna have to wait until tomorrow, too many herp skerpers […]


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