douche-schwillery


a different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schw-lly kid at the same time. douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can’t handle their sh-t take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
“man, that dude is so smacked out on h, he’s stumbling around head-b-tting everyone and mumbling incoherently.”

“yeah man, pure douche-schwillery.”

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