Douche Snap


a weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. it makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “sketch, b-lls, q’doba.” the primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, f-cking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it’s like it is a nervous twitch or some sh-t!
-snap, snap, “sketchhh, b-lls, q’doba”

g-dd-mn it, mike is doing the douche snap again.

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