douche water
the brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an -n-s after it has been cleaned using a douche.
‘hamilton! dude have you p-ssed yourself?’
‘no its douche water!’
‘ah, that explains the smell.’
jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up…this can be useful if you want to grow man b–bs or get a higher voice.
“did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater…he downed it like a pro”
when you are even worse than a douche bag. you are the douche water. it’s one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the v-g-n-, it’s another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
you are such an -sshole that i can’t even call you a douche bag. you are the douche water dude.
(n.) the dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the v-g-n-.
also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.
person a: that dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
person b: na man he’s definately way worse than that, he’s absolute douche water.
jon roberts, or someone who drinks copius amounts of douchewater to keep their estrogen levels up.
jon (douchewater) roberts loves drinking douche water.
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