douchebadge
the badge of the douche. any accessory that makes the wearer look like a self-important idiot.
-lisa always walks around with her bluetooth earpiece in her ear, even when she’s not on the phone.
-i know, it’s totally her douchebadge.
any collection of bro-esque b-mper stickers compiled on the back of any lifted truck. (i.e. famous, fox racing, liquid force, calvin peeing on rival truck company, monster energy, skin, srh)
“yo brody! i just got this dope -ss f-350, all murdered out and sh-t, with a phatty affliction decal on the back window!”
“nice man, but i think you ruined it with that douche badge on the back.”
a material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with -ss-pocket embroidery.
anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.
“he is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge”
what a corporate id badge becomes when worn on a belt or lanyard, especially while not in the office or on campus. keep that sh-t in your wallet, n-body cares where you work.
wow, this starbucks is full of microsofties and their blue douchebadges.
any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, b-mper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.
girl1: “i can’t believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day.”
girl2: “why not? you didn’t notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? i saw that douche badge a mile away.”
a badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. historically it has a picture of mark allen, a real f-g, on it but that’s not always true. the application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. the cl-ssic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect’s shoulder and say, “look its a squirrel.” when they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.
crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a douche badge.
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- Douchecorn
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- Douchivity
1) the state of being a “douche”. 2) to represent how much a person is douche-like. 3) the over all act of being a douchebag your boss has a proclivity for douchivity
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when you are acting in a doug-like fashion, or being dougable in an otherwise undoug’ed environment. he’s straight up doug’in it.