Doucheflap
unintentional crease/fold in a notebook, paper or book currently in use. can be used as noun/verb or reflexive verb/adjective.
1. i have a doucheflap in my notebook. rah!
2. sh-t. i just doucheflapped my book.
3. this notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. this book is so doucheflappy!
(not to be confused with actual douche/hygiene-maintenance equipment)
someone who goes way beyond the normal, standard definition of an -sshole. usually used as a term to describe/direct one’s anger (and in some cases, absolute rage) at someone who is p-ssing them off to a very high degree.
synonyms: see -ss clown, -ssclown mcdouche
“sweet f-cking jesus t-ts! look at this douche flap cutting me off!” nice driving -sshole!”
“even though i have higher qualifications, henry gave the promotion to that f-cking douche flap dave who isn’t even here half the time!”
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