Douchess


a female douche bag. a douche bag b-tch. a women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!
cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled -ss!
1.the female version of a douche is a douchess. particulary a girl that likes particularly douchey guys. however, a girl can be a douchess on her own minus the douchey boyfriend.

2.a royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. the term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. perhaps a gay douche.
example 1: “megan is such a douchess… she’s always chasing after the most moronic douchebags of guys. i mean… look at that fool… he has frosted tips! i mean… what year is it? 1998?”

example 2: “dude… stop being such a douchess! i swear… you’re like… on the royal douchebag level. get away! scram!”
a douchess(a girl version of a douche) in which you call a girl when she’s being worst than a dumb-ss. instead of calling her a douche,u call her a douchess(it’s more feminen).
ex: girl 1: ashlinn was talkin sh-t about you today to that hot guy brad.
girl 2: are u serious?,that f-ckin’ douchess!.

a combination of douche and dumb-ss, total f-ck up or d-ckface
todd is such a f-ckin douchess

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