dr. seuss penis



a p*n*s that is so f*cked that it looks like it could be in a dr. seuss book.
girl, that guy i f*cked last night had a dr. seuss p*n*s; it was f*cked!

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    a mad puller and s*xy basket will forever be rich best of all… wish i could be an umarji

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    crook is australian slang for feeling sick as in, “i’m feelin’ real crook, mate.” it can also mean something that is distasteful as in, “that’s crook!” rookwood cemetery is located in sydney, australia, so something must be real bad or rotten to say it’s as crook as rookwood. “mate, seriously, she was as crook as […]

  • scoop up

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