dragon tamer
99% of all dragon tamers can be described as a 17 to 28 year old white male who enjoys outdated and/or fantasy video games. if outside of their parent’s bas-m-nt, they can be spotted at internet cafes, public internet access areas, or the local used video game vendor. they will always be toting a warm 20oz bottle of mountain dew, or an off-brand energy drink as well as a biggrab sized bag of doritos.
his shirt is a dark colored silk short sleeved b-tton-up often decorated with flames, dice, dragons, reptiles, or anime related designs. his pants are always black and baggy. they are often adorned with many zippers, strings, staples, patches, extra pockets, and chains (to secure nylon-velcro wallet). his shoes are black converse or vans usually accompanied by long white tube socks with colored stripes.
acne has been and always will be an issue, but not a major concern of a dragon tamer. fingernails are long and unkept. much effort is put into hair style, although always a complete failure. the wet spike is popular. silver chain necklace is essential. favorite band is dream theater or at least in the progressive metal genre.
greg: “man, check out that dragon tamer”
tyler: “dude, that’s resh”
a person who dates those who are attractive, popular and successful but are also ‘high maintenance,’ demanding, ‘hard to get,’ b-tchy, narcissistic or generally difficult to get along with.
this person is a cannot resist the challenge the dragon-lady (or man) presents. they attempt to “tame” the dragon to fall in love and change their behavior toward the tamer to kind, loving and gentle.
that girl is a turbo-b-tch, but my buddy is a dragon tamer and thinks he can convince her to be his girl.
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