dragon wagon


n. a car–generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket geo–that features this b-mper sticker on the rear:

“meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”

it’s actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
i saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so i killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying sca types, before he could breed.
a tow truck cause it drags the car behind him
watch out in the right lane theres a dragon wagon hooking up a car
a reference to the manner in which the mighty runescape clan “masters of dragons” are raised to hate the wonderful ii metal il (as appears on the raw list).
hey femmy ii metal il (as appears on the raw list) just turned his chat to public, lets hop on the dragonwagon and flam this b-tch!
a car, probably a mercedes or bmw, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up b-tch.
holy sh-t, mind that dragon wagon.

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