Drew Monson
a lonely motherf-cker with a big fat -ss. loves showing t-t and making small children p-ss. his toe is cold. give him a f-cking milkshake, b-tch. his face resembles a healthy cl-toris. he enjoys taking his turtle on long walks to the pharmacy.
doctor: on a scale of one to drew monson, how healthy do you think your cl-t is?
you: drew monson!
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