that one guy who asks for advice but never follows it. one who is constantly up your -ss asking questions about irrelevant things.
why arent you listening to my advice. d-mn you’re being such a drewedler!
don’t invite him over, he’s such a drewdler.
- chocolate geyser
an effect caused by inserting “mentos” and diet soda up ones -rs-. very distant cousin to b-tt chugging wow! thay dude got so hammered last night that we paid him $20 bucks to shove mentos and diet soda up his -ss! it was a total chocolate geyser in the living room!
piddlefingering is where one urinates on their fingers. hey mary, i’m gonna go piddlefinger myself in the bathroom.
most beautiful girl deserves a great boyfriend brown hair brown eyes athletic likes to try new things mikayia means beautiful
- cotton d*cking
wrapping a cloth around the p-n-s for a none traditional hand job. sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around greg’s p-n-s for some harmless cotton d-cking.
- cedar lane sizzler
the burn from sitting on your tractor in the nude. hopped on the farmall in the buff and gave myself a cedar lane sizzler.