wrapping a cloth around the p-n-s for a none traditional hand job.
sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around greg’s p-n-s for some harmless cotton d-cking.
- cedar lane sizzler
the burn from sitting on your tractor in the nude. hopped on the farmall in the buff and gave myself a cedar lane sizzler.
- ol seven oner
when one is not satisfied with one or more (example: a group) and there choices leading up to kneeling in the dirt around late nightish early morning surrounded by psycho appopilyptic red necks and a barbed wired baseball bat. i swear to god rick if these little -ssholes don’t start listening soon i’ll give ‘em […]
- baby ida
what your mom should have named you because adult ida is just so awesome! hey…baby ida is rockin’ those onesies!
almost a slur someone that is stingey i can’t believe sam won’t give me the company credit card, that dude is so n-gg-redly.
- lit midgets
a group of midgets born from the depths of h-ll. they have a short temper and a nasty att-tude. “did you call a hitman?” “no. i called the lit midgets!” “oh sh-t!!!”