Dried Masturbation
when someone or something m-st-rb-t-s with their clothes on. people usually do this in public, while n-body is paying attention to them.
mike: that guy sitting at the back of the gym had some dried masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.
jake: i know, right?
mike: yeah, haha.
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