drive-by bumper


any inconsiderate -sshole or b-tch who “b-mps” their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and p-sses you off.
jack: “why are you so b-tchy today?”

jane: “i got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by b-mper. some people are so rude!”

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