Resistentialisticsomnambulism
resistentialisticsomnambulism is the combination of resistentialism and somnambulism. it is believed to be the act of sleep walking due to fear of your bed (or some other inanimate object) causing you phyisical harm while sleeping.
mark’s got a mad case of resistentialisticsomnambulism. he keeps sleep walking ’cause he thinks his sheets are trying to eat him alive!
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