Drunk Bitch Voltron
also known as a “wh-r–nado,” a drunk b-tch voltron is the result of 3-5 inebriated females at a social event linking together. this usually begins as a group hug of sorts, and then is used in order to keep balance. a drunk b-tch voltron can last from anywhere from five to forty minutes, but can occasionally result in skin grafting, which is referred to as a drunk b-tch voltron king. drunk b-tch voltrons are notorious for knocking over drinks, crying, and collectively screaming.
causes of a drunk b-tch voltron include but are not limited to; “their song” coming on, a group talk about boys, general drunk affection, and the completion of a social shot.
sometimes one member of a drunk b-tch voltron will lose stability, resulting erratic swaying or even a complete structural collapse (odds are increased when heels are involved).
dbv’s cannot be reasoned with, because when forming drunk b-tch voltron each member sacrifices their individual hearing to become one being. it’s like…. science or something.
person 1: oh no! a hurricane is coming this way.
person 2: dude, that’s just a drunk b-tch voltron.
person 1: let’s move before that dbv spills my drink.
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person 1: i think i’m going to ask the dj to play lady gaga
person 2: umm… aren’t you afraid of a dbv?
person 1: oh sh-t, you’re right.
person 2: you know how i know you’re gay?
person 1: how?
person 2: you were about to request a song by lady gaga
person 1: you’re so original, i’ve never heard that joke in like… a judd apatow movie before.
person 2: that’s what she said!
person 1: you’re not impressive when you act this way.
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