drunk stalker
one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.
guy 1: ugh, i got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she’s drunk.
guy 2: looks like you’ve got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
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