drunkvincible
a prized but elusive state of intoxication where one’s strength, courage, wit, and ac-men (especially in matters of whether it is prudent to f-ck a given jersey wh-r-) are greatly enhanced, rendering one an invincible luminary in comparison to others. being drunkvincible has been known to be a decisive advantage in bar brawls, thwarting crime, and discerning, prior to insertion, which wh-r-s have stis.
mugger 1: give us all your money!
mugger 2: we have guns!
mugger 3: big guns!
drunkvincible friend 1: f-ck off motherf-ckers — in fact, you better give us all your money before we f-ck your moms in the -sses!
drunkvincible friend 2: and bite off their filthy f-cking cl-ts!
muggers 1-3: jesus, let’s get the h-ll out of here! those guys are f-cking crazy! they must be drunkvincible!
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