dudding
the semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. apparel may include “dudding trousers” (pyjama bottoms) and a “dudding cave” (bedroom). large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
it is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.
“i dudded around in the living room playing champ manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk.”
“that’s good dudding…”
“i know.”
1 more definition
a euphemism for having s-x, used in conversations where the verb “f-cking” is deemed inappropriate. taken from the olde english verb “to dud”, which in modern terms roughly translates into “s-x someone up”.
“if there’s a tie on my door it means i’m dudding someone, so give me a couple of hours.”
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