DUIers
individuals well versed in the criminal charge of dui through the process of being prosecuted for dui. often through reoccurring charges of dui these individuals have become nearly self taught experts and advisors on the subjects of and not necessary limited to; avoidance of the dui, avoidance of the roadblock, drinking and driving through a safety checkpoint, drinking with children in the car, all things dui, bui, t&a, ocd and opp.
a recently immigrated couple is stopped while driving after a night on the town. the husband driving fearfully asks his wife while pulling over “what do i do?!” his wife responds “offer the officer a job that blows, half of the mothers at our daughters dance cl-ss are duiers and know how to get out of everything!”
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