Dumbassturbate
having fun with yourself by being a dumb-ss.
doug: hey mike where’s jim?
mike: oh he’s busy dumb-ssturbating.
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doug: hey jim don’t dumb-ssturbate it’s not safe, you’ll grow hair on your brain.
jim: really?
doug: i just told you to not do that, you dumb-ss!
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